Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the funeral procession is at night, do people drive with their lights off?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read okay?